{"id":937,"date":"2004-06-28T21:29:55","date_gmt":"2004-06-29T05:29:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.amptoons.com\/blog\/archives\/2004\/06\/28\/a-public-service-announcement-to-men\/"},"modified":"2004-06-28T21:29:55","modified_gmt":"2004-06-29T05:29:55","slug":"a-public-service-announcement-to-men","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=937","title":{"rendered":"A Public Service Announcement to Men"},"content":{"rendered":"

Contrary to what you may have been led to believe, you can’t pee standing up. This may work in a state of nature, but not in a state with urinals and toilets. It doesn’t take that much longer to sit down, so please stop trying to pee on your feet because you only end up doing just that.<\/p>\n

Thank you. We now return you to your regularly scheduled statistical analysis..<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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