{"id":991,"date":"2004-07-22T00:00:33","date_gmt":"2004-07-22T08:00:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.amptoons.com\/blog\/archives\/2004\/07\/22\/and-you-thought-freedom-fries-was-bad\/"},"modified":"2004-07-22T00:00:33","modified_gmt":"2004-07-22T08:00:33","slug":"and-you-thought-freedom-fries-was-bad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/?p=991","title":{"rendered":"And you thought "freedom fries" was bad…"},"content":{"rendered":"

For pure stupidity, just leave it to the Republicans<\/a>.<\/p>\n

“You don’t support Democrats. Why should your ketchup?” says the W Ketchup Internet site wketchup.com, which promises a totally US-made condiment, right down to the bottle.<\/p>\n

…<\/p>\n

W Ketchup insists its initial stands for Washington, as in first president George Washington, whose face adorns its bottle beneath the Stars and Stripes.<\/p>\n

…<\/p>\n

“Choose Heinz and you’re supporting Teresa and her husband’s Gulfstream Jet, and liberal causes such as Kerry for President,” it warns. “When you choose W Ketchup, you also support the Freedom Alliance Scholarship Fund, which provides scholarships to the children of our brave heroes who have fallen in battle.”<\/p>\n

…<\/p>\n

“Thank you for giving us a delicious American alternative to the standard Heinz Ketchup. Henry Heinz may have been a great American, but I have absolutely no interest in supporting The Kerry’s anti-American causes,” wrote “S.S” of Akron, Ohio.<\/p><\/div>\n

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For pure stupidity, just leave it to the Republicans. “You don’t support Democrats. Why should your ketchup?” says the W Ketchup Internet site wketchup.com, which promises a totally US-made condiment, right down to the bottle. … W Ketchup insists its … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":17,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-991","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-elections-and-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/991","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/17"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=991"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/991\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=991"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=991"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amptoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=991"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}