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@Daran Yeah, they all thought I was mid-teens until my hairline showed some recession around age 40. When I was…
JSO: Because I’ve always looked young I have also been a pedophile magnet. From the age of 12 until I…
Me: ...for a long time... Dianne: ...Medieval... I rest my case.
I think that nobody really handled the pandemic that well. Hey, I did my best. But it's nice to know…
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Author Archives: Robert
Robert’s New Book, About Avoiding Prison, Is Available On Amazon
A message from Robert Hayes: Dear Alas friends – After almost a year of incarceration, I have finished my book on why getting incarcerated is a Poor Life Strategy ™ and how to avoid making the mistakes I made. The … Continue reading →
A Letter From Robert
(Context). This post is a transcription of a handwritten letter I received from Robert. All typos I made should be blamed on Robert, because that’s what so cool about him not being here to defend himself. As with last time, … Continue reading →
So how about those elections? I haven't seen any results, but the turn out apparently is high.