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Corso: By being the oldest, whitest, most milquetoast centrist candidate on the face of the planet and run on a…
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Would a historically Democratic voter be so turned off by the candidate being a woman that they would either vote…
@Corso going to follow Amp's lead and ignore the attack. But this: Gretchen Whitmer is the governor of Michigan. Michigan’s…
I know I said I'd take a step back, and I fully intended to, and I think I'll just not…
Dianne: "Whereas RFK spending an undisclosed amount of taxpayers’ money to make a video of himself shirtless with Kid Rock…
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How come your site keeps going down?
I hear it has to do with being unable to connect to a server database.
Aaargh.
I’m told that they’re working on fixing the problem. I’m finding this very frustrating, to say the least.
“Let us move you to a faster and higher-capacity server, albeit one whose database keeps going tits up.”
Once again, the Onion demonstrates its powers of prophecy.