[P]eople with money buy things, so a beggar with money can take on the role of consumer. Doolittle: I’m one…
People get into plenty of trouble dressing up for Halloween at costume parties with themes like, “come as the scariest…
How come your site keeps going down?
I hear it has to do with being unable to connect to a server database.
Aaargh.
I’m told that they’re working on fixing the problem. I’m finding this very frustrating, to say the least.
“Let us move you to a faster and higher-capacity server, albeit one whose database keeps going tits up.”
Once again, the Onion demonstrates its powers of prophecy.