I honestly feel bad that I only scored 14

Posted on January 13, 2017 by Ampersand

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10 Responses to I honestly feel bad that I only scored 14

  1. Ruchama says:
    January 13, 2017 at 8:27 pm

    I think I’ve just got nine, depending on how you define some of them.

    There was another similar thing I saw that included vegetarians.

  3. Jake Squid says:
    January 13, 2017 at 9:11 pm

    17 for me though I’m unsure about some so could be higher or lower. Let’s just say 17 plus or minus 3.

  4. Elusis says:
    January 13, 2017 at 10:56 pm

    23. It’s like you people aren’t even trying.

  5. Standgale says:
    January 14, 2017 at 2:03 am

    I am also at about 14, although I do hopeto get a tattoo.

  6. Grace Annam says:
    January 14, 2017 at 6:10 am

    Around 23 to 26.

    I think it depends on how you count ’em. I thought I had 19, but then I went back through them with Lioness, who pointed out that immodest women and rebellious women are actually two categories, and that there was that “every other form of life” category which surely includes trans people.

    This placard needs some rigor. It’s like they just wrote down whatever came into their head.

    It reminds me of the quote from some rabid Christian writings which I used to read aloud at the beginning of the campaign I ran for many years:

    DUNGEONS & DRAGONS instead of a game is a teaching on demonology, witchcraft, voodoo, murder, rape, blasphemy, suicide, assassination, insanity, sex perversion, homosexuality, prostitution, Satan worship, gambling, Jungian psychology, barbarism, cannibalism, sadism, desecration, demon summoning, necromantics, divination and many more teachings, brought to you in living color direct from the pit of hell!!!

    (I cleaned it up a bit; the original copy had a period where there should have been a comma. I vacillated on the !!! at the end, but decided to leave them in and read them aloud in their entirety. Try saying “exclamation point!” three times, fast, after reading that lot.)

    But, yow. That’ll put hair on your chest. (Or something. Did I get that right? Even when I was performing masculinity every day I had a hard time landing the “toxic” part.)

    Grace

  7. Richard Jeffrey Newman says:
    January 14, 2017 at 9:37 am

    20-23 depending on how you read them.

    When I was in college, there was a guy I used to run into on campus all the time who had a list like that, except he had it memorized, and he’d stand outside while students were walking back and forth to class and point at random people while reciting the list. And then there was the guy who lived in my dorm who tried for the entire time he lived there to “save” me. He had a similar list, but he was a lot more polite about it.

  8. Jameson Quinn says:
    January 14, 2017 at 11:21 am

    Wait, so now Christ is bad when he’s rejecting Jews? But he did a fair bit of that.

    And if he doesn’t want Hell to await him, he has to run to himself? I guess he can probably figure out how to do that; after all, he convinced people that he could blight fig trees and all.

  9. anark says:
    January 15, 2017 at 9:28 am

    as a grateful idolator, do i get into heaven?

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