And you thought "freedom fries" was bad…

For pure stupidity, just leave it to the Republicans.

“You don’t support Democrats. Why should your ketchup?” says the W Ketchup Internet site wketchup.com, which promises a totally US-made condiment, right down to the bottle.

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W Ketchup insists its initial stands for Washington, as in first president George Washington, whose face adorns its bottle beneath the Stars and Stripes.

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“Choose Heinz and you’re supporting Teresa and her husband’s Gulfstream Jet, and liberal causes such as Kerry for President,” it warns. “When you choose W Ketchup, you also support the Freedom Alliance Scholarship Fund, which provides scholarships to the children of our brave heroes who have fallen in battle.”

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“Thank you for giving us a delicious American alternative to the standard Heinz Ketchup. Henry Heinz may have been a great American, but I have absolutely no interest in supporting The Kerry’s anti-American causes,” wrote “S.S” of Akron, Ohio.

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13 Responses to And you thought "freedom fries" was bad…

  1. NancyP says:

    Horseradish!

  2. halle says:

    the funniest (or most ironic) thing really is that the Heinz company is run by right-wing Republicans. Therese Heinz Kerry owns stock in the co. (less than 5%) but isn’t on the board and doesn’t own the co.

  3. Quaker in a Basement says:

    Why couldn’t they just buy Hunt’s?

    Nah. Too easy.

  4. Linnaeus says:

    Indicative of our “consumerism-as-activism” political culture. You don’t – indeed, you shouldn’t – get involved beyond what you can buy or sell. That’s now your job as a citizen.

  5. TRICKY says:

    YOU GUYS ARE A BUNCH OF IDOTS!!!!!!

  6. James D says:

    Don’t buy gas! Bush owns all the stations!

  7. Jim says:

    Why couldn’t they just buy Hunt‘s? Wow, it’s funny!

  8. Bob Love says:

    US GUYS ARE A BUNCH OF DOTS!!!!!!

  9. Carl says:

    Therese Heinz Kerry owns stock in the co. but isn‘t on the board and doesn’t own the co.

  10. Chuanqi says:

    Therese Heinz Kerry owns stock in the co. (less than 5%) but isn’t on the board and doesn’t own the co.
    传奇私服

  11. 六合彩 says:

    Why couldn’t they just buy Hunt’s?

  12. Jeff in Iowa says:

    What a bunch of republican morons

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