But first, some context.
1. Dropped silverware in our plastic-tubbed dishwasher leads to a heating coil being out of place, which in turn leads to a huge hole in the bottom of the tub, which leads us to buy a new, steel-tubbed dishwasher.
2. To install the new dishwasher, installation dude needs space under kitchen sink emptied of all bottles and other under-sink residents. So I need a big cardboard box.
3. Searching through storage, Charles finds a good box for the purpose high on a shelf. It’s a large Mike’s Hard Lemonade box that is mostly, not not entirely, empty.
4. Which leads me to my question. Are unopened bottles of Mike’s Hard Lemonade from 2009 still good?