Lesser Known Holidays

Posted on November 18, 2005 by Ampersand

You should also have big handfuls of the glitter bunched up in your fists and wads of confetti stuffed in your coat as long as it has an elastic waistline to hold it all in. This way, when the bus smacks into you…

Read the rest. Hat tip: True Ancestor.

And when you’re done celebrating that holiday, you can start making plans for next year’s exploding whale day.

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2 Responses to Lesser Known Holidays

  1. Myca says:
    November 19, 2005 at 9:59 am

    God, this site is brilliant. I love Sheriff Wallace Will Be The Last To Say Goodbye Day! I’ll celebrate every year.

    —Myca

  2. karpad says:
    November 22, 2005 at 2:07 am

    and here I am, just celebrating Guy Fawkes Day, Bastille day, Lafayette Day, and St. Boniface day (june fifth, patron st. of brewers and germany. and excuse to do our wurst.)

    those are nifty.

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