Phil just called and sang me this – “the advantage of hanging out with children,” he said. I’ve never heard this one before.
Dashing through the snow
On a pair of broken skis
Down the hill we go
Crashing into trees (ow! ow! ow!)
The snow is turning red
I think I’m almost dead
That’s why I’m in this hospital
With a pole stuck in my head!
On a pair of broken skis
Down the hill we go
Crashing into trees (ow! ow! ow!)
The snow is turning red
I think I’m almost dead
That’s why I’m in this hospital
With a pole stuck in my head!
Bill O’Reilly’s gonna get them!
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Oh, it’s all right, I guess, but it’s not up there with Bucky Katt’s version:
Jingle presents
Beat the pheasants
Reindeer tastes like Spam
Kick the elf
Engorge yourself
And ambush Santa’s van !!
LOL! Good thing I wasn’t drinking as I read these…. great, just great.
I tried to teach my four-year-old the “Jingle bells, Batman smells” version before the Christmas concert, but unfortunately his enunciation is so bad that nobody could have possibly told what he was singing.
Bucky Katt rules
Get Fuzzy is beautiful.
It’s like what Garfield would be if it were funny.
And topical.
And well-drawn.
And not Garfield.
—Myca
Myca, forward that post to Darby Conley and see if he’ll use it on his next book cover. Also, demand an autographed mug as reward.
Myca:
That’s perfect, LOL
I owned Bucky once, swear it’s true.
One I remember though I haven’ t the faintest idea of its attribution:
(jingle bells as the mad xmas shopper:)
dashing through the aisles
snarling as you go
if someone’s in your way
shove the so and so!
If there’s more to that one and anyone knows it, post!
*grin*
Hell, Alsis, he can use it for free.
I mean, really, it would be worth it just to see the quote attributed to: “some random guy on a blog somewhere.”
—Myca
“Jingle Coins
Jingle Coins
Jingle in the till
Oh what fun it is to spend
And to call it all goodwill ! Hey !
Jingle Coins
Jingle Coins
Jingle in the bank
Christ came to save the Winter slump
For that we can give thanks !
The trinkets in our line
Are mostly from Hong Kong
Where there’s no overtime
And no one says it’s wrong
The labor there is plentiful
And practically free
Producing little ornaments
To dangle from your tree ! Hey !… ”
–The Fallen Angel Choir, c1990
May be the funniest 2 lines ever.
Dashing though the snow
in a pair of broken skis
over the hills we go crashing
into trees my face
is getting red I
think I’m almost dead
somebody call the ambulence
befor I lose my head Oh!
Jingle presents
Beat the pheasants
reindeer taste like spam
kick an elf and enjoy
yourself and have a cup of cheer!
I remember this like when i was in 3rd grade
Dashing through the snow
On a pair of broken skis
All the fields we go
Crashing into trees (tralala)
The snow is getting red
I think I’m almost dead
I ended up in a hospital with stiches on my head OH!
Jingle Bells Batmas Smells
Robin layed an egg
The batmobile lost its wheels and the joker is so g*y HEY!
and so on…i can’t remember though…
there was something i heard my friend sing
Dashing through the sand
With a bomb strapped on my back
I have a nasty plan
For Christmas in Iraq
evil i know lol