My cats have stolen my backpack.
Their nefarious plan is to cover it with enough fur that it will scoff at the lint brush. (They will succeed.)
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I find that my pets prefer to weave their fur into the fabric rather than to merely cover it with fur.
The cat who currently lives in my house is a great fan of holding onto all her fur until I’ve given her a thorough petting and then releasing it all at once into the palm of my hand.
So far, mine have just taken my heart. But they have plans, I can tell. :)