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Panel 1 is a title panel, with nothing but lettering.
LETTERING: White People Ask… How is THAT Racist?
Panel 2
A young white woman with red hair and a roundish face looks bewildered as she speaks.
WOMAN: I’m suing because Black students got into a college that rejected me, and I’m blaming affirmative action instead of my mediocre grades. How is THAT racist?
Panel 3
An older white woman, with curly white hair and glasses and a floral print dress, speaks cheerfully.
WOMAN: I would NEVER use the “n-word.” I call Black people “thugs” instead. How is THAT racist?
Panel 4
A middle-aged white man with glasses and a collared short-sleeved shirt raises his arms as he speaks, looking bewildered.
MAN: A law preventing TENS OF THOUSANDS of Blacks and Latinos from voting is a price worth paying if it stops just ONE illegal vote! How is THAT racist?
Panel 5
A large, mostly-bald white man grins, wearing a sports team t-shirt with a grotesque caricature of a grinning Indian, and the team name, “Indians.” He has a tattoo of the same design on one forearm.
MAN: I love wearing my team’s merch! How is THAT racist?
Panel 6
A concerned, meek-looking white woman, with a nice haircut and hoop earrings, speaks to the viewer.
WOMAN: I just think that hordes of illegal aliens coming from Mexico are ruining America. How is THAT racist?
Panel 7
A brown hand (the only non-white person in this strip) holds a smartphone. On the smartphone, an angry-looking white man in a suit is speaking to the camera; the image is labeled “Angry Channel.”
MAN: All I’m saying is that black people have genetically lower IQs, so we should expect them to earn less and be criminals. How is THAT racist?
Panel 8
A young white woman with bright pink hair, a plaid dress, and tattoos covering one arm speaks intensely to the viewer.
WOMAN: How can they say “Black lives matter”? Don’t they know that EVERYTHING has to include WHITE people? How is THAT racist?
Panel 9 (final panel)
A white person wearing a full Klu Klux Klan outfit, including the hood, is holding his hands up and shrugging.
KKK MEMBER: White people must prepare for the coming race war or the lower races will WIN! How is THAT racist?
This is a good one, which makes me remember a lot of annoying conversations with painful clarity, and then at least chuckle a bit about them.
Oooh, can I try a few:
@Desipis:
Excellent points, but you’ll never see them in an Ampersand cartoon.
Long before Trump agreed to take up the burden of defending real Americans from immigrants, the job was left to other federal officials.
Damn judiciary, once again standing in the way. How was that racist?
@nobody.really
Thanks for the link to that paper. I thought it was fascinating.
Was That Racist? The New York Times is collecting stories of ambiguous encounters that, on their face, would seem to be motivated by racial considerations. Was it racist when a stranger starts calling out “tall, black Marques”? Or was the barista just trying to get a large cup of coffee to a customer named Marques? Read up, and send in your own accounts.
The interesting thing is that both sides are resting on rhetoric.
The cartoon characters are asking “how is that racist?” as a way to imply non-racism. They ask the question, but they don’t answer it.
Amp is asking “how is that racist?” as a way to imply racism. He asks the question, but he doesn’t answer it either.
It reminds me of the left- and right-wing “bingo” games, where the goal is to predict your opponent’s arguments and claim “BINGO!” when they use them. They always seemed to me like a way to simultaneously smear your opponents and avoid actually addressing the arguments.
Some of this stuff is pretty straightforward, of course. But for at least some of them, the answer is pretty complex, right? Fisher v. Texas is a complex case. Opposition to illegal immigration is a complex issue. Innuendo isn’t necessarily the right answer there.
“The Trump administration is preparing to redirect resources of the Justice Department’s civil rights division toward investigating and suing universities over affirmative action admissions policies deemed to discriminate against white applicants….”
Actually, the Justice Department is investigating the complaints filed by various Asians, alleging that AA programs discriminate against Asians. (Which they do, I suspect.)
How Trump’s latest affirmative action move uses the Asian “model minority” as a prop – Vox