No, Really, Your Spam is Delicious, Not Like All That Other Tinned Meat.

Dear Gambling Debt Consolidation, Ways to Make More Money Now, Naked Porn Naked XXX, and others,

We thank you for your comments about how “you just found the blog” and “i think ur right about that” and “wow what a post” and so on, but we are not fooled by your clever deception, particularly when you include a textual description of your link either before or after your sly camouflage.

You may, therefore, stop encouraging us that “i never thought of it like that b4 u r so right” and that your “brother has a blog like this but frankly i like this one better.”

We aren’t immune to flattery, but we do appreciate a semblance of sincerity.

Respectfully,

The Blogosphere

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One Response to No, Really, Your Spam is Delicious, Not Like All That Other Tinned Meat.

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    PPR_Scribe says:

    LOL! Thank you for writing this letter on my and everyone’s behalf. But hey, I once got one that had me fooled. The spammer commented at length on my post and disagreed very much with what I had to say–Guess even folks shilling amazingly low mortgage interest rates can have a nerve struck from time to time.