Sorry I’m fat. I mean, yeah, sure, I try to stay away from beef, and I’m raising my daughter vegetarian, and I drive a small car, and turn out the lights when I leave home, and okay, I’m supportive of plans to reduce greenhouse emissions. But I’m fat, so I’m destroying the world.
Again, I’m sorry.
You may also be interested in the study I’m currently working on, which explores the possible connection between the London School of Hygiene and Topical Medicine’s release of sensationalistic articles and their need to distract people from the fact that their name implies that they study soap and body lotion.
I have not finalized my research design yet, but it will mainly consist of shouting “Hey pimple-popper MD!” while driving by their main offices, then observing the results. Impartially, of course. Anything else would not be Science.
Phhht. My metabolism requires far less food than a thin person’s metabolism does.
Just you wait until the famine comes. You’ll see.
Are we apologizing today? OK:
I’m sorry I farted–twice, no less. I apologize for my contribution to the greenhouse gases surrounding our dying planet.
This is my only excuse for not going vegan – I’ve eard it increases your “personal emissions.”
Happy earth day everyone.
So we are apologizing….I’m sorry there are so many theistards out there shoveling their crap down everyones throat. I’m sorry there are so many that htink body shape is the really important part…skinny killers are better then fat do-gooders. I’m sorry the politicians are so self-centered they dont care about anything but there ass …er… seat.
I’m sorry for not using CCF lights..But I do use the off switch.
I’m sorry I use oil to heat the house…but I know how to turn down the thermostat.
I’m sorry for not supporting the economy but not buying a BIG air conditioner….I have shade trees and open windows.
I am one sorry fat guy!
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So, what DID you all do for Earth Day? What do you do a) in your own life and b) to influence the lives of others to further the cause? How have you observed Earth Day in the past?
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all those soy faux foods are the equivelent, process wise, of twinkies.
We unapologetically eat meat – that we buy locally from grass fed growers. I don’t feel ashamed.
You know, tall people are terrible for the environment. If it weren’t for tall people, stories in buildings could be shorter–less volume to heat or air-condition, less materials used in construction, and so on. Cars could be smaller, with no need for all that extra legroom, so they could be lighter, and therefore get better mileage. Parking lots could be smaller.
I’m sure I’ve just scratched the surface of the environmental impact of tallness. Row, row, fight the powah, and malnourish your kids so they end up with short bones!
Who cares what a bunch of self righteous enviro-types think anyway?