I’m sorry, but with Rick Perry’s embrace of Steve Forbes’ flat tax, I’ve got this old SNL sketch on permanent loop in my brain.
Yes, that really is Teve Torbes — er, Steve Forbes. Someone thought it would be a good idea for him to host SNL, I guess.
If you’re Flash-impaired, the transcript is here.
Incidentally, the fact that this sketch is fifteen years old makes me depressed.


Ironically you could take the standard Republican rant about immigrant violence and just replace the word "immigrant" with "immigration enforcement…