I’m sorry, but with Rick Perry’s embrace of Steve Forbes’ flat tax, I’ve got this old SNL sketch on permanent loop in my brain.
Yes, that really is Teve Torbes — er, Steve Forbes. Someone thought it would be a good idea for him to host SNL, I guess.
If you’re Flash-impaired, the transcript is here.
Incidentally, the fact that this sketch is fifteen years old makes me depressed.


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