Oh, no, not another damn quiz!

Yeah, yeah, it’s another damned quiz (via Madame Fabulous). But it gave me a chuckle. Although actually it’s kinda embarassing, since I’m a Green, not a Democrat.

Democrat
Threat rating: High. The Bush administration is
concerned that it may not get a second term.
Therefore, we are going to change the rules so
that each Democrat vote only counts as 0.2
votes because Democrat is a shorter word than
Republican

What threat to the Bush administration are you?
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17 Responses to Oh, no, not another damn quiz!

  1. bean says:

    Well, I’m
    Threat rating: Medium. Your total lack of decent
    family values makes you dangerous, but we can
    count on some right wing nutter blowing you up
    if you become too high profile.

    What threat to the Bush administration are you?
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    But, more importantly, I’m also:

    You’re Transgender Barbie! You’re well, there’s no
    way to describe you. Pick a sex and stay with
    it!

    If You Were A Barbie, Which Messed Up Version Would You Be?
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  2. bean says:

    Well, I guess that didn’t work — but in the first one, I’m “Morally Deficient” (all riiight!!) and in the second, I’m “transgendered Barbie” (umm, ok — based on the quiz, I’ll take that as a compliment)

  3. John Isbell says:

    Yeah, I was Morally Deficient too.
    I love Bill (as a Green in 2000), but I could have done without the line about him reducing crime rates. They could have added one about him imposing sensible sanctions on Iraq.

  4. fred says:

    I *knew* it! If it’s any consolation, I was scored as “an environmentalist” (which I am, I suppose) but you’d think things would have been flipped, you know?

    Welcome to the party. Now would you come help me Kick out reform and re-energize these goofballs?

  5. Scott says:

    Threat rating: extremely low. You may think you can
    subvert the government, but if you should try
    you will be smited mightily because God likes
    us best.

    What threat to the Bush administration are you?
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    Embarrassing to be so… so unthreatening. I’m going to build a GIANT turnip twaddler, then they’ll be sorry!

  6. Kija says:

    Well, I’m a Democrat and I got Morally Deficient. So that didn’t work either, unless the implication is Democrats are morally deficient.

  7. PinkDreamPoppies says:

    I’m “an environmentalist.” Huh.

  8. Decnavda says:

    I am also “Morally Deficient”, but I think the quiz under-counted my threat. For example, I could not check, “Seen merit in a religion other than Christianity,” because I am agnostic, and do not really see merit in ANY religion.

    Plus, I was not sure my Sikh (Indian Punjabi) brother-in-law counted as being from the “Middle East”. I figgured not, since Sihks only blow up Canadian planes.

  9. bean says:

    Plus, I was not sure my Sikh (Indian Punjabi) brother-in-law counted as being from the “Middle East”. I figgured not, since Sihks only blow up Canadian planes.

    :p

    Well, that and India is South Asia, not the Middle East. :p

  10. Amy S. says:

    Thanks to this quiz, I now know that it’s damn tough to say “Smited Mightily” three times fast. At least late at night.

  11. larry Lurex says:

    Well, I turned out atheist too. But surely the Punjab is in the Middle of the Middle East? I mean, if Libya is in the Middle East…

    :)

  12. Kevin Moore says:

    Well, I turned out just like Barry. Do they have to put Bill Clinton’s mug on the label? I feel filthy being linked to him.

    That said, I am proud to be know as:

    You’re Exotic Dancer Barbie. You have some moves,
    and will do anything for a few bucks. Take it
    off girl, but keep it PG-13 please.

    If You Were A Barbie, Which Messed Up Version Would You Be?

  13. Aaron says:

    I’m an Atheist, and a bootylicious one at that:

    Barbie Got Back! Go you! You’re the closest thing
    ever to a true black Barbie. Shake that fat
    ass of yours.

    If You Were A Barbie, Which Messed Up Version Would You Be?
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  14. pericat says:

    oh, goodness. I ended up as a no-threat environmentalist and a (seriously no threat) tranny barbie.

    Someday, I wanna scare someone. Though then I’d probably have to apologize for it. I mean, to be fair and all.

  15. rosa says:

    i was slut barbie! and xotic dancer barbie

  16. MustangSally says:

    heh. No thread atheist and gangsta bitch barbie

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