I’m too late for Ted Barlow’s amazing light bulb joke theme week, but I thought I’d post some anyhow.
Q: How many anti-feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 51. One to change the light bulb, and fifty to bitch that if it wasn’t for those damned feminazis, it wouldn’t be dark in the first place.
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Q: How many anti-feminist men does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Why is it always men who have to change the light bulb? Why are men always women’s slaves? This is just another example of the anti-male attitudes pervading society!
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Q: How many anti-feminist men does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One antifeminist man to do it, and three other antifeminists to stand around and discuss how this just shows men are better equipped for light-bulb changing.
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Q: How many anti-feminist men does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one. He holds on to the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around his needs.
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I came across this one on a “canonical list of lightbulb jokes”:
Q) How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) That’s not funny!
(It’s not very good.)
Oh yah, because the “feminists have no sense of humour” thing never gets old. :-/
Which is why that particular lightbulb joke that I posted, well, isn’t funny.
How many neanderthals does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They didn’t have electricity back then.:) I just made that up right now!!
@Stefanee
Ha…I laughed at your joke. Then again, I have an affinity for one-liners.
Q: What’s green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree?
A: A pool table