The Blogger Formerly Known as Hindrocket is one of nature’s simplest creatures. He derives his sustinance from the posterior of George W. Bush, to which his mouthparts are permanently affixed, and he rids himself of waste by emitting foul, noxious gasses, which he bottles for posting on the internet.
Today, Hindrocket is in fine form, equalling his finest work with this masterpiece of complete insanity:
Obama thinks he is a good talker, but he is often undisciplined when he speaks. He needs to understand that as President, his words will be scrutinized and will have impact whether he intends it or not. In this regard, President Bush is an excellent model; Obama should take a lesson from his example. Bush never gets sloppy when he is speaking publicly. He chooses his words with care and precision, which is why his style sometimes seems halting. In the eight years he has been President, it is remarkable how few gaffes or verbal blunders he has committed. If Obama doesn’t raise his standards, he will exceed Bush’s total before he is inaugurated.
Wow. Just…wow. Words fail. It’s like a perfect Zen riddle: how detached from reality can John Hinderaker get? There is no answer, for each time one thinks one has quantified his detachment, he reaches a whole other plane of existence.
Just for the record:
Yes, truly a man who considers his words carefully. How can Barack Obama compete with a man of such extraordinary vision and brilliance approaching to genius?
I honestly find this to be more hilarious than anything. At first I thought it was satire since it can’t be taken seriously
I am reminded of this recent post at Obsidian Wings.
Now that is funny. I have long noted that President Bush is the most inarticulate President in my lifetime, which started in President Eisenhower’s first year. For my money, part of the reason why Sen. Obama won the election is because of the huge contrast in his ability to formulate and communicate a vision, regardless of what that vision is.
omg, i couldn’t stop laughing. i want to meet this hindrocket guy and see if he really believes this shit. i mean, really?? which speeches was he watching??? i certainly hope obama doesn’t take a pointer or two from bush. it would ruin everything!!!
Re: Bush’s genius, I am amused to see Republicans praising Bush for putting into action an idea proposed a year earlier by… Kerry. I guess sharing technology to cut carbon emissions is a stroke of genius only if you’re Bush.
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