Rush Limbaugh Very Concerned About Racism, Anal Sex

Rush Limbaugh is awfully concerned about what having a black man as president means to his anus:

You know, racism in this country is the exclusive problems of the left. We’re witnessing racism all this week that led up to the inauguration. We are being told that we have to hope he succeeds; that we have to bend over, grab the ankles, bend over forward, backward, whichever; because his father was black, because this is the first black president. We’ve got to accept this. The racism that everybody thinks exists on our side of the aisle has been on full display throughout their primary campaign. So I think they’ve done a great job, the media has, of covering up his deficiencies. He’s too big to fail, and so whatever goes wrong, blame it on Bush, blame it on… I mean, MSNBC’s new life will be criticizing you and me, because they can’t criticize him.

I love it — wanting our president to succeed is racist, because he’s black! Only truly racially blind people are able to hope that our president will be incompetent, and drag our nation into the toilet!

I’m not that worried about the first black president; heck, he can’t possibly be worse than the last white president.

Rush isn’t just worried about healing our long national history of white people being oppressed by African-Americans, though. He’s also worried about our nation becoming a repressive dictatorship. Okay, it’s a few years late, but still:

What I’m afraid of is that what Obama did with this executive order [expanding the Freedom of Information Act] is actually make it easier for the media to go get Bush documents. Because you know Pelosi and some of the guys over in congress are talking about war crimes trials and charges and so forth. […]

What I’m afraid of is what Obama’s done here is made the gathering of the information for this kind of stuff– This is not American. This is not America. This is not what America does. We don’t– This is Banana Republic kind of stuff.

Right, because having easy access to government information is the hallmark of a banana republic.

This kind of doublespeak would make the Ministry of Truth blush. Because Obama is making it easier for citizens to gain access to federal documents, we are less free. Truly, Rush, you have a dizzying intellect. It should be hilarious to watch it in action for the next eight years.